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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle...

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

07/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dmitrii ·

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits, and lives in Melbourne, Australia?

Salman Rushdie.

07/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dmitrii ·

What was Moby Dick's father's name?

Papa Boner.

07/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dmitrii ·

How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours

I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence." It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: "To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence." It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: "Re-read this line." Now, if I could just find the time to write it.